After my spanking on Friday night, I felt like I should do something for my wife to show my appreciation. Now, I’m not much of a movie buff, but my wife loves movies, so I offered to take her to a movie. She chose Julie & Julia, a movie with vignettes of Julia Child’s life interwoven with the life of a woman who tries to cook all of the recipes in “Mastering the Art of French Cooking,” and blogs about it. It was a cute movie if not a great one.
On our way home I said, “I should write a blog.”
“Not on spanking,” was C's immediate reply. I’ll have to come clean to her one day.
I then began to think someone should write a recipe book for spankings. Then someone could “bedroom test” all the recipes and blog about it. What would one title such a book? How about “Mastering the Art of a Splendid Spanking,” or, of course, “The Joy of Spanking” comes to mind. There would be sections:
Appetizers: Erotic Spankings
Soups and Salads: Stress Relief Spankings
Main Courses: Punishment Spankings
Deserts: Play Spankings
The book would of course include discussions of the ingredients of a good spanking: the spankee, the spanker, positions, spanker/spankee dialogue. Then there could be pictures, diagrams and discussion of spanking equipment: wooden spoons, spatulas, brushes, crops, canes, whips, benches and so on. And, no book would be complete without a discourse on spices and garnishes: special clothing (punishment panties), restraints, toys, insertables (ginger fig, anyone?), and pervertables.
How about the recipes?
How to Bake a Beautiful Bottom
Place spankee in corner wrapped only in punishment panties, and allow to come to room temperature.
Arrange spankee over lap and add:
1 tablespoon of love (I love you and I’m doing this for your own good).
1 teaspoon of chastisement (You are a very naughty boy, and you will receive a very hard spanking.)
A pinch of humiliation (What pretty punishment panties, but they will have to come down. Naughty boys must be spanked on their bare bottoms).
Whip for thirty strokes with a spatula.
Allow bottom to rest for one minute and observe development of a rosy pink color.
Whip with a wooden spoon another ten strokes.
Return Spankee to the corner and add ½ teaspoon of humiliation (panties down).
After fifteen minutes, rub bottom with lotion.
Place Spankee in bed and cuddle until libido rises to the appropriate level.
Serve with a cheeky red
A book containing 365 recipes would be about the right length, I think. One could then blog about a spanking a day. Wouldn’t that be delicious!